1. I dont sleep, I wait.
2. It takes Me 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
3. There are in fact five elemental forces; Strong, weak, electromagnetic, gravitation andMe
4. I played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
5. I can divide by zero
6. I can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
7. I once ate a RubricÕs Cube, and pooped it out solved
8. I CAN believe it's not butter
9. I can make a traffic light change, merely by staring at it long enough
10. Im What Makes Time Fly
11. I am the sound of one hand clapping.
12. For every answer on the SAT test, write in My name. You will automatically score a 1600.
13. I can eat only one Lays potato chip
14. I know what Willis is talkin' about.
15. I created a circle with corners
16. I can fly
17. I know what rhymes with orange
18. Oxygen requires Me to live.
19. I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
20. I am the "I" in "team."
21. I CAN teach an old dog new tricks
22. I can touch MC Hammer
23. I let the dogs out
24. I know Victoria's Secret.
25. I can slam revolving doors.
